box:::There are currently 60 Boxes in the database: red, blue, beige, static, tan, white, silver, dark, dloc, gold, green, jack, light, lunch, magenta, mauve, neon, switch, brown, black, cheese, scarlet, aqua, pearl, urine, blast, bloto, yellow, pink, acrylic, razz, rock, phase, party, noise, police, infinity, purple, rainbow, assasin, beagan, chrome, meeko, busy chartreuse, clear, con, copper, grey, bleeper, loud, olive, paisley, pandora, power, tangerine, tap, violet
red:::Emulates the coin tones emitted by a payphone in order to purchase calls at "discount" rates.
blue:::Emulates the 2600hz tone output by Cap'n Crunch Whistles in order to get free long distance phone calls.
beige:::AKA Linesman's Handset, a phone with two leads and clips that attach to line pairs. Just like adding another phone to their line.
static:::Regulates the voltage on the line to prevent static.
tan:::Automatically records anything on the line when someone picks up the phone.
white:::A portable tone dialer.
silver:::A tone dialer for the Autovon with the following extra keys: A (FLash), B (Flash Override), C (Priority Comm), and D (Priority Override Top Military) 
dark:::Connects two phone lines together so that you can forward a call and hide the origin of the caller. See also gold, magenta, switch, dark.
dloc:::Connects multiple lines for call confrencing.
gold:::Initiates a trace on a number and can divert a trace to another location. See also dark, magenta, switch.
green:::Generates the COIN COLLECT, COIN RETURN, and RINGBACK tones. Used in conjunction with a blue box, it allows the called party of a collect call to reset the toll charges.
jack:::Same as the silver box.
light:::Turns on an LED when the phone is in use.
lunch:::Attaches to the line and transmits everything it hears over a specified radio frequency so that it can be monitored from a remote location.
magenta:::Similar to the dark and acrylic boxes, but adds a solid state timer that limits call time.
mauve:::Uses dirt, iron shavings, and a tupperware containter to create a magnetic field that picks up the stray electrical noise from a phone line and disperses it onto another phone line without touching either. Effectively it's a remote tap and forward.
neon:::Adds a microphone jack to a phone for sending the audio to other devices. See also rock, pink.
switch:::Similar to dark, gold, magenta, and dloc boxes, but adds the ability to switch over multiple lines.
brown:::Combines two lines into one party line.
black:::Attaches to line of the person being called so that no one will be billed for the call.
cheese:::Turns a home phone into a pay phone.
scarlet:::Adds static to a phone line.
aqua:::Prevents the cops from doing a trace on your line. See also dark.
pearl:::Produces any single frequency tone from 1hz to 9999hz
urine:::Semi-Mythological box that creates a capacitave disturbance in the earpiece of the phone. Has the ability to do anything from short out the phone, to melt the reciever, to kill a person.
blast:::A simple amplifier that lets you scream into somebody's ear over the phone.
bloto:::Sends an extremely powerful current down an entire can full of lines, causing every line to open and ring and putting phones out of commission for several area codes.
blotto:::See Bloto.
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crimson:::Lets you put someone on hold. See also pink.
pink:::Lets you put someone on hold and play music while they wait. See also crimson, neon, rock.
acrylic:::Gives you three-way calling, call waiting, and programmable call forwarding for free.
razz:::Similar to the beige box but it works on large overhead cables without requiring the wires to be stripped.
rock:::Channels music into the earpiece of a phone via a headphone jack. See also pink, neon.
phase:::Sucks current from your phone line so that you can run small electical appliances off of it.
party:::Combines two lines for a party line and three-way calling. See also dloc, dark, brown.
noise:::See static.
police:::Taps and records a phone line. See also tan, mauve, lunch
infinity:::See lunch.
purple:::See crimson.
rainbow:::Semi-Mythological box that combines all features of all the colors of boxen.
assasin:::Electocutes any person who picks up the phone that this is attached to. See also bloto.
beagan:::Essentially a beige box with 400ft+ leads.
chrome:::A modified strobe light that signals major traffic intersections to give you green lights every time.
meeko:::Lets you record from a phone line, play sound into a phone line, and keep a line open using just a modem.
busy:::Makes a person's line busy forever.
chartreuse:::See Phase.
clear:::Gives certain pay phones the ability to talk indefinitely for free.
con:::Gives you three-way calling. See acrylic.
copper:::An auto-dialer that uses crosstalk feedback to blow out the circuits of a central office.
grey:::Combination of the meeko, con, and aqua boxes.
bleeper:::The British equivalent of the blue box.
loud:::A toned down version of the blast box.
olive:::A replacement bell/buzzer that puts out varied sounds.
paisley:::Give you operator controls, seizes TSPS and TOPS controls, combines blue, beige, and bloto boxes.
pandora:::A tweeter, 555 timer chip, and oscillator that create sounds to stun people.
power:::See chartreuse.
tangerine:::A beige box set up so as not to cause a click when attaching to a line.
tap:::See lunch.
violet:::Lets you beige box using a payphone.